Newt Gingrich: what you need to know

As I write this blog, I'm trying to withhold from puking at the media's coverage from South Carolina.

Here's all you need to know about Newt Gingrich and the South Carolina Republican primary:

1. According to an exit poll on the New York Times website, 99% of the GOP electorate in South Carolina was white and only 6% of those who thought moral character was the most important quality in a candidate voted for Gingrich.
2. Newt Gingrich's South Carolina candidacy was largely funded by a $5 million Super-PAC check from an anti-union mogul in Las Vegas.
3. If Newt Gingrich's tax plan was passed, Mitt Romney would pay zero in federal income taxes.
4. Newt Gingrich has sex with vending machines.

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